I was extremely reluctant to go see the first UNDERWORLD
film in 2003. Judging by it's trailer the film smacked of silliness and
stupidity wrapped in stylistic excess, but my girlfriend wanted to go so I
went. To this day I'm thankful for her insistence because I loved the first
film and it's entire universe of vampires and werewolves locked in an ancient
war for dominance. Overly stylized? Yes. Blue tinted? Yes. More action film
than horror story? Yes. But it worked on me and, to my greater surprise, so did
the sequels. Call me a fanboy, I guess.
But now we have the fifth film in the series and I have to
report that they have finally disappointed me. For the first time I didn't
get caught up in the story and I wasn't dazzled by the fight scenes. I didn't
even give a damn what happened past a certain point. UNDERWORLD: BLOOD WARS is
a dud.
Kate Beckinsale returns as Selene, the vampire warrior
currently on the run from both her own kind and the Lycan race. Her daughter
Eve from the previous film is quickly written out of the narrative other than
as a McGuffin driving part of the story. Things hold together pretty well until
about the halfway point when the double and triple crosses of the vampire
elders becomes tedious and the Lycan threat begins to feel like where the film
should have focused it's energy. As the film creeps along I found myself less
and less interested in the events onscreen, merely hoping for things to wrap up
already. That's right - for the first time an Underworld film bored me. It might
be time to retire the franchise and move on.
It must be my month for films with colons in the their
titles because I also went to the second run theater and caught OUIJA: ORIGIN
OF EVIL. Checking this film out in the theater marks a first for me as I have
never watched a prequel movie without having seen the original beforehand. I
feared I would be missing vital information necessary to enjoy the story but
two things pushed me to see it - good
word of mouth and the fact that it was made by director Mike Flanagan. Flanagan
has proven himself to be a solid crafter of horror films in the past few years with
ABSENTIA, OCULUS and HUSH all being well done, suspenseful exercises in the
genre. I'm glad I chose to see this one too as it once again proves this fellow
has the skills to build a career to be admired.
The film takes place in 1967 Los Angeles where a widowed woman and her two
girls work a fortune telling scam to earn a living. When the eldest daughter suggests
incorporating a Ouija board into their séances the mother agrees but then
unknowingly contacts a spirit that takes possession of the younger daughter
when she foolishly uses the board alone.
At first the spirit seems benevolent helping the family by
revealing a cache of hidden money in the basement and turning their fake medium
act into the real thing. But after the young girl is seen to be writing a
lengthy document in a language she doesn't know the local priest is asked to
intervene. Eventually they learn the dark secret of the family's house, who the
possessing spirit really is and why using a Ouija board was a bad idea to begin
with. The film is creepy, well paced, scary and very well done on every level. I
guess I should see the first film to find out if it measures up to this
excellent prequel.
THE LIST
GIRL
MISSING (1933) -6 (fast and funny mystery with the great Glenda Farrell)
MISTER
SUPERINVISIBLE (1970) - 4
THE
CAREY TREATMENT (1972)- 8 (James Coburn as a murder solving doctor)
UNDERWORLD
AWAKENING (2012) -7 (rewatch)
UNDERWORLD
BLOOD WAR (2017)- 5
THE
SHINING (1980) - 9 (rewatch)
ROOM
237 (2012) - 7 (rewatch)
RUN
OF THE ARROW (1957)- 8 (Sam Fuller western)
THE
DEVIL MAKES THREE (1953)- 7 (Gene Kelly in post-war Germany drama)
THE
PHANTOM PLANET (1961) - 4 (rewatch in colorized form)
HEAVENLY
BODIES (1984)- 5 (cheesy, silly and obvious aerobics drama that somehow works)
BATMAN:
THE KILLING JOKE (2016) - 8 (excellent animated adaptation)
STUNTS
(1977) - 6 (pretty good on-set mystery)
THE
NAKED FACE (1984)- 7 (mystery thriller with Roger Moore)
RESIDENT
EVIL RETRIBUTION (2012) - 7 (rewatch)
THE
LAST FRONTIER (1955) -6 (Anthony Mann western)
HAWK
OF POWDER RIVER (1948) - 4 (standard B-western staring Eddie Dean)
OUIJA:
ORIGIN OF EVIL (2016) - 7 (prequel is solid - guess I need to see the first
film)
THE
EVIL MIND (1935) - 7 (a.k.a. THE CLAIRVOYANT)
INQUISITION
(1976) - 8 (rewatch)
THE
TERRIBLE PEOPLE (1960) - 7 (West German crime film based on an Edgar Wallace
novel)
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