
Last month saw me slow down a bit on theater visits. The
best was the first when I took in TOMORROWLAND, the latest from director Brad
Bird best known for his excellent animated features THE IRON GIANT and THE
INCREDIBLES. So far Mr. Bird shows a marked talent in live action filmmaking as
well with the best Tom Cruise Mission Impossible under his belt and now this
wonderful effort. I always have my suspicions aroused whenever Disney decides
to turn one of their amusement park attractions into a film as it smacks of
boardroom synergy BS rather than the desire to tell a good story. So I went to
see this one with a fair amount of trepidation and found myself shocked at how
much I enjoyed it. This film feels like an old fashioned Disney movie from the
1950's and 60's - and I know that by telling you that I have just lost a fair
percentage of you but please let me explain. There used to be an entire
sub-genre of family friendly movies that Disney pioneered that were very well
made, tightly scripted and fun in ways that made them perfect for kids but not
insulting to adults. This kind of cinema is pretty much the norm for animated
features these days where the idea is to get the whole family in the theater
instead of crafting flicks for the Saturday matinees. But the appeal of this
type of tale in live action has been forgotten or, more accurately, relegated to
cheap TV productions done for - ah ha! - the Disney channel.

TOMORROWLAND is a
throwback to the days when real budgets and excellent ideas were used to craft movies
that the entire family could enjoy without the winks and nods to the adults in
the audience. This movie is for everyone and is all the better for attempting
to bring back the real Disney family film of old. I've read shallow criticisms
of the film that hinge on the things that the film doesn't have such as a
romantic subplot (why would you need one in every damned story?) or that it
doesn't have a conventional villain (good intentions gone catastrophically
wrong are not interesting?) and I find
it all pathetic. TOMORROWLAND is an unabashed anti-cynical, optimistic blast of
pulse-quickening futuristic fun with a glorious heartfelt message at its core -
turn away from the darker parts of yourself and work toward a better tomorrow
or there will be no better tomorrow. To have communicated that idea while
firing laser guns, fighting robots and flying around on jetpacks is quite an
accomplishment, in my book anyway.

On the darker end of the futuristic spectrum comes EX
MACHINA which is being called one of the best of the year. I walked out of the
theater thinking this film was a solid effort that just didn't connect with me.
I was impressed with everything about it on a technical level but I felt
detached and distant from everything that happened. I was able be interested in
what was being said and done onscreen but there was no emotional connection for
me. But over the next few days I found myself unable to stop thinking about EX
MACHINA and the ideas it examines about human nature, sexuality, power and our
inability to understand what it is that makes us real to others. The more time
that has passed since I watched the film the more it has been on my mind so I
know I'm going to have to see it again soon. I suspect that a second viewing may
make me more aware of what is making the film stay in my head and might make
me think better of it overall. And by the way - Oscar Issacs is an amazing
actor!

JURASSIC WORLD is nothing more or less than remake of JURASSIC PARK which was a remake of WESTWORLD and
may well have had a preceding film or book I am unaware of that Michael
Crichton drew inspiration from way back when. In my opinion the further you get
from the original the more clever you have to be to create something memorable
and unfortunately the makers of this film are not very clever. Oh, they're
clever in the special effects field creating all manner of new dinosaur
experiences and monsters and creatures but it is the same damned story. Again!
Yes, Chris Pratt is charming and Bryce Dallas Howard is gorgeous and Vincent
D'Onofrio is wonderfully villainous but it is still the exact same story told
back in 1993 and 1973. The same. Only with cooler special effects and, to be
blunt, dumber shock moments. I mean, Hell - I thought the idiotic T-Rex inside
the building ending of JP was stupid but the finale of this film throws
believability into the fish tank for the same kind of 'cool' moment that finishes
breaking the film for me. Not that the movie had been handling the spatial
relations between humans and dinosaurs very well for a while at that point but
it's as if they gave up trying. But its made over half a billion dollars
worldwide so what do I know - other than there will be another Jurassic film in
about two years probably telling the same story again.
OMEN IV: THE AWAKENING
(1991)- 3 (and it limps into the 90's)
LONG LIVE ROBIN HOOD (a.k.a.
ARCHER OF FIRE) (1971)- 7
THE RAID 2 (20) - 9
(rewatch)
WORLD GONE WILD (1988)- 4
(terrible post apocalyptic tale but it has its charms)
TOMORROWLAND (2015)- 9
HELL'S ANGELS ON WHEELS (1967)-
6
BLACK BELT JONES (1974)- 7
THE DEVIL SHIP PIRATES (1963)-
7 (rewatch) (Chris Lee as a pirate!)
TO THE DEVIL A DAUGHTER
(1976)- 7 (rewatch)
ANNA (2014)- 8 (well done,
slightly SF mystery)
ENDGAME (1983)- 6 (Italian
post apocalyptic action)
EX MACHINA (2015) - 7
(interesting but overly detached and cold)
GODZILLA, MOTHRA AND KING GHIDORA:
GIANT MONSTERS ALL OUT ATTACK (2001)- 9 (rewatch)
KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE
(2015)- 10 (rewatch)
WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS
(1966)- 8 (wow!)
THE WOMAN THEY ALMOST
LYNCHED (1953)- 6 (Republic western)
SUNSET (1988) - 5 (missed
opportunity)
SHADOW OF THE CAT (1961)- 7
(excellent murder story from Hammer)
JURASSIC WORLD (2015)- 5
TARZAN AND THE SLAVE GIRL (1950)-
7 (Lex Barker is a very good tarzan)