I spent a lot of time in the theaters in May. Never let the cheap theater catch it's breath, I say! When people talk about the explosion of Young Adult novels
being adapted into film THE 5TH WAVE should be exhibit one in the case of
'Please Make Them Stop'. I've enjoyed The Hunger Games films (although I still
need to catch up with the last two) and The Maze Runner surprised me with it's
energy and dystopian imagery but I'm beginning to think the well might be dry
enough now that we're getting silt in the drinkables. THE 5TH WAVE is barely
passable as a movie much less an entertainment recommendable to others. There
are some decent moments of disaster effects and a few of the actors really are
trying but there is so little detail or character in the story that they end up
flailing. The 'twist' is obvious, the dialog is terrible and the production
looks like the cheap effort it is. Ugh.
Part crime tale, part spy story and part science fiction CRIMINAL
has a similar feeling of fumbling the story. Once again here, the script is
simply terrible. The central idea is about a psychopath criminal who is given
the memories of a dead CIA agent in the hopes that some kernel of information
that the Agency needs can be obtained from this memory swap. Of course it's
much more problematic than that and things don't work out well when the
psychopath (Kevin Costner, trying hard) escapes to run wild around -of all
places- London .
There's a great cast in this film but they're all floundering because the
script is a tonal mess asking us to move between too many emotions far too quickly. At no point is the scenario believably enough to get me
past the hurdle of willing suspension of disbelief. They give the doctor
responsible (Tommy Lee Jones) some gobbledy goop to mumble about the science
behind the idea but it's as half-assed as the rest of the film. To make things
worse they do such an amazing job of establishing Kevin Costner as a reprehensible
scumbag that by the time you're supposed to sympathize with him because he's
being influenced more and more by the memories implanted in his head, you don't
care. By that point we've watched him senselessly murder dozens of people and
no backdoor justification can make up for what he's done. And I have to say the
final line from Gary Oldman's character is one of the stupidest things I've
ever heard from a spy film in my life. I laughed out loud in the theater and
that's definitely not the reaction the filmmakers are hoping for. CRIMINAL was
a film that had a lot going for it but no one thought to give a crap about the
script.
I walked in to see 10
CLOVERFIELD LANE with the knowledge that the
ending was controversial so I couldn't wait to see it. But the film turned out
to be a smartly written, creepy exercise in suspense and mystery and I wasn't
even thinking about the supposed strange ending by the time it hit. And boy,
did it hit hard! Wow. I loved it. I refuse to spoil something this well done
but I'll just say that the film has the perfect ending and is a movie I will
enjoy showing to others. Oh - and John Goodman is a damned national treasure!
THE LIST
CURVE
(2015) - 6 (not bad little psycho thriller)
INVASION
OF THE ASTRO MONSTER (1965) - 7
WONDER
WOMAN (1975) - 6 (TV pilot film is played pretty straight)
F
FOR FAKE (1973) - 7 (fun Orson Wells documentary)
ISLE
OF FURY (1936) - 6 (early, minor Bogart)
THE
WILD BUNCH (1969) - 10 (rewatch)
THE
5TH WAVE (2016) - 3 (flat, dull alien invasion story with terrible dialog)
SHERLOCK
HOLMES IN WASHINGTON (1943) - 6 (rewatch)
SUPERNOVA
(2000)- 6 (rewatch)
FRIDAY
THE 13TH PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD (1988) - 5 (rewatch)
THE
MUMMY (1959) - 8 (rewatch)
CRIMINAL
(2016) - 3 (stupid, bad espionage story)
THE
FANTASTIC FOUR (1994) - 1 (wow!)
PRINCE
OF DARKNESS (1987) - 8 (rewatch)
CAPTAIN
AMERICA :
CIVIL WAR (2016) - 9
NIGHTFLYERS
(1987) - 1 (Terrible and boring)
DIAL:
HELP (1988) - 6 (oddly compelling Euro-trash from Deodado)
THE
SIEGE OF FIREBASE GLORIA (1989)- 5
DEATH
WISH 2 (1981) - 6 (rewatch - uncut version)
THE
NICE GUYS (2016)- 8
SHOCK
(1977) - 6 (rewatch) (Mario Bava's last)
THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS (1936)- 7
BLACK DYNAMITE (2009) - 8 (hysterical
comedy)
YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE (1967) - 7
(rewatch)
X-MEN: APOCALYPSE (2016) - 8
FRIGHTMARE a.k.a. THE HORROR STAR
(1983)- 4
BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE
(2016)- 8 (rewatch)
THE GREAT AMERICAN GIRL ROBBERY (1979)
- 5 (tonal shifts make it uncomfortable)
7 comments:
With the uncut version of Death Wish 2, did they just extend the rape scenes? Rodbert, what the hell is wrong with you? You gave The Wild Bunch 10 and Nightflyers 1.
Yes and those are the correct ratings!!
And the longer DEATH WISH 2 includes more story and plot detail, strangely enough. I think the extra footage comes from an Australian video release.
Is it the Shout Factory release of Death Wish 2?
No. This comes from ..... uuuuhh.... a less than legal status source. The extra scenes are cut into the finished film and they are of much lesser visual quality.
I figured that you got an early copy of their release. I'm curious to what the deleted added to the movie. Any chance of being able to post those scenes on your blog?
No. I don't have the video capture tech knowhow to grab from what I have and wouldn't want to invite legally curious eyes. BUT -here a YouTube link to the deleted footage!!
https://youtu.be/1xGOFTbPh8c
Great reviews. I totally agree with you about CIVIL WAR and APOCALYPSE. I have 10 Cloverfield and now I have to see if it's as good as everyone says it is.
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