The List
Tuesday, June 16, 2026
What I Watched in May 2026
The List
Wednesday, May 13, 2026
What I Watched in April 2026
THE LIST
WARRIOR QUEEN (1987) – 3 (terrible tale of Pompei and Vesuvius)
EYE WITNESS (1989) – 7 (Bava thriller about a blind crime witness)
THE LADY IN THE MORGUE (1938) – 7 (Crime Club entry is top notch)
GINA (1975) – 6 (slow-burn Canadian rape/revenge film)
THE WITNESS VANISHES (1939) – 6 (interesting Crime Club mystery)
MICHAEL SHAYNE, PRIVATE DETECTIVE (1940) – 7 (rewatch)
DRESSED TO KILL (1941) – 7 (rewatch) (one of the best of the series)
THE DREAMING (1988) – 7 (Australian horror tale of ghosts)
THE DRAMA (2026) – 9 (excellent look at fear and trust in a relationship)
JUST OFF BROADWAY (1942) – 6 (Michael Shayne mystery that stretches credulity)
TIME TO KILL (1942) – 7 (Shayne tale adapted from a Chandler novel)
DESTINY (1944) – 6 (rewatch)
TRUCK TURNER (1974) – 7 (rewatch)
Lee Cronin’s THE MUMMY (2026) - 7 (basically a remake of EVIL DEAD RISE)
SEX BEYOND THE GRAVE (1984) – 5 (Shaw Brothers combine Poltergeist, The Shining and the Exorcist and the Evil Dead to little effect)
DEATHSTALKER (2025) – 6 (the dialog is too modern but the creatures are well done)
DUST BUNNY (2025) – 9 (simply marvelous)
SPECTERS (1987) – 6 (Italian horror - feels like Fulci would have been the perfect director)
NORMAL (2026) – 7 (great little crime tale)
NIGHT OF THE JUGGLER (1980) – 7
ORGY OF THE DEAD (1973) – 7 (rewatch on Blu) (a.k.a. The Hanging Woman)
TREASURE OF SILVER LAKE (1962) – 8 (rewatch)
Tuesday, April 21, 2026
What I Watched in March 2026
SCREAM 7 – 7 (another whodunnit that entertained me)
ATTACK OF THE ROBOTS (1966) – 8 (rewatch on Blu)
THE BRIDE! (2026) – 8
COBRA MISSION (1986) – 5 (ridiculous Uncommon Valor rip-off)
JUNGLE RAIDERS (1985) – 6 (slightly silly Indiana Jones rip
from Margheriti)
CREEPAZOIDS (1987) – 3 (awful low budget ALIEN/THING rip)
LOVE CAMP (1977) – 4 (Jess Franco jungle brothel plod packed
with nudity)
DANGER ON THE AIR (1938) – 6 (Crime Club mystery is
entertaining)
READY OR NOT HERE I COME (2026) – 7 (sequel gets a little
dark before the end but is still solid)
HAUNTEDWEEN (1991) – 4 (terrible horror film made in Bowling
Green, KY)
THE WESTLAND CASE (1937) – 7 (first Crime Club film is quite
good)
THEY WILL KILL YOU (2026) – 7
ISLAND OF THE DOOMED (1967) – 7 (rewatch on Blu)
PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) – 9
Thursday, March 19, 2026
What I Watched in February 2026
The short form critique of CRIME 101 (2026) is that is attempting
to be a variation of Michael Mann’s HEAT for the 21st century. I suppose that is a
valid way to look at the film but it seems dismissive of the effective work
being done on every level here. The entire cast is working in top form, the story
is well constructed and the direction is tight and precise. I enjoyed it for
the entire runtime and it left me with a satisfied smile at its conclusion. I
don’t think it is as sharp as the aforementioned HEAT but it doesn’t need to be
to be a good thriller. I look forward to seeing it a second time to luxuriate
in watching the pieces rotate around the clever criminal plans before clicking
into place.
The List
THE MINOR (1974) – 6 (Italian sex drama/comedy)
COME DIE WITH ME (1974) – 6 (TV murder drama movie)
STREET GIRLS (1975) – 6 (low budget, grimy tale of strippers)
SEND HELP (2026) – 8
THE SNOW CREATURE (1954) – 3 (terrible low budget yeti film)
THE ABOMNIBLE SNOWMAN (1957) – 8 (rewatch on Blu)
THE PUMAMAN (1980) – 4 (not as bad as I feared – not good either)
SHOT IN THE DARK (1933) – 6 (short British murder mystery/old dark house tale)
DRACULA (2026) – 7 (Luc Besson rips off several other films but his stew is tasty)
DEATHSTALKER (1983) – 6 (rewatch)
BLACK DRAGONS (1942) – 4 (rewatch)
CONVOY BUSTERS (1978) – 7 (Maurizio Merli slaps smugglers around)
CRIME 101 (2026) – 7
CASTLE OF EVIL (1966) – 6 (interesting old dark house tale)
THE SIMON’S JIGSAW (2015) – 7 (entertaining documentary about Juan Piquer Simón)
EXTRA TERRESTRIAL VISITORS (1983) – 3 (I finally see the uncut film and it is bad)
THE BLACK DOLL (1938) – 6 (Crime Club mystery)
MOTHER OF FLIES (2025) – 8 (excellent slow burn folk horror)
NIGHTMARE AT 43 HILLCREST (1974) – 6 (TV movie about a criminal police prosecution)
PHENOMNA (1985) – 7 (rewatch on 4K)
THE MYSTERY OF THE WHITE ROOM (1939) – 5 (Crime Club mystery)
HOUSE OF FEAR (1939) – 6 (Crime Club mystery in a ‘haunted’ theater)
Wednesday, February 18, 2026
What I Watched in January 2026
I loved 28 YEARS LATER (2025) finding it to be a brilliant revitalization
of the film series. In fact, it felt like a story that almost needed a couple
of decades to feel relevant in our zombie saturated media world. If you leave
it up to scriptwriter Alex Garland to come up with a scenario and characters chances
are good that he will bring something of quality to the screen. Director Danny
Boyle seems to have enjoyed returning to this post-apocalyptic world and he
keeps the energy high while prolonging the mysteries at the core of the drama.
With THE BONE TEMPLE Boyle has turned things over to the
very talented Nia DaCosta who is slowly becoming someone I wish would just make
nothing but horror films. Her CANDYMAN sequel from a couple of years ago and
now this excellent series shifting entry show her as a surehanded director capable
of working very well in other creator’s playgrounds.
This film picks up right after the end of the previous movie
returning us to the tale of young Spike who learns to regret his decision to
live on the mainland since Britain remains long abandoned by the outside world with
the infected still roaming in packs. Quickly Spike is absorbed into the roaming violent group we saw in the final scene of the 2025 film and forced to
kill to survive. The group is under the leadership of a mad Satanist named Lord
Jimmy who sees the changed world as fodder for his Lord and Master’s cruel
vision of correcting humanity. The group views the infected as demons loosed
upon the world to inflicted punishment.
Meanwhile Dr. Kelson (a brilliant Ralph Fiennes) has found
that his morphine-based sedative allows him to calm the monstrous rage virus
infected ‘Samson’ to the point of establishing a relationship. This development
gives us a glimpse inside the creature’s mind and a possible path to a cure. But
when Jimmy’s group discovers Kelson among his human bone monument and speaking
to Samson they think they have found Old Nick himself.
28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE is as viscerally violent and dread inducing as fans of the series might expect but it is more emotional than even the 2025 movie. It expands the series’ universe in a thoughtful, unsettling way that has the potential to bring the entire story to an impressive end. If you are expecting relentless sprinting infected and nonstop carnage this may feel subdued. But for those interested in how horror evolves over time this film offers a chilling, contemplative chapter in a franchise that still understands how to disturb. With any luck we will get the promised third film in this tale so writer Garland can show us his conclusion.
The List
SPACE MONSTER WANGMAGWI (1967) – 5 (Korean kaiju silliness)
STAGE FRIGHT (1987) – 7 (rewatch on Blu)
QUENTIN DURWARD (1955) – 8 (widescreen period adventure)
WE BURY THE DEAD (2025) – 7
DOCTOR WHO & THE DALEKS (1965) – 7 (rewatch on 4K)
BEATRIZ (1976) – 7 (rewatch on Blu)
VENOMOUS (2001) – 4 (starts out well….)
VHS: HALLOWEEN (2025) – 5 (some good moments but too much doesn’t work)
PRIMATE (2025) – 7 (obvious but effective thriller)
THE MAD EXECUTIONER (1963) – 7 (excellent krimi)
MISS V FROM MOSCOW (1942) – 4 (WWII propaganda from RPC)
28 YEARS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE (2026) – 9
THE ROAD TO SINGAPORE (1931) – 6 (well-made William Powell pre-code drama)
STATION-SIX SAHARA (1963) – 7 (tense drama with Carroll Baker)
SO YOUNG, SO LOVELY, SO VICIOUS… (1975) – 6 (sexy drama that gets more serious as it goes along)
SHADOW OF FEAR (1974) – 7 (solid TV mystery movie)
THE GIRLS OF THE GOLDEN SALOON (1975) – 2 (terrible Euro-western packed with nudity)
THE DEADLY GAME (1965) – 6 (anthology espionage film) (a.k.a The Secret Agent)
HEAT LIGHTNING (1934) – 7 (great little drama at a desert gas station)
KNIVES OF THE AVENGER (1965) – 8 (rewatch on Blu)
THE INVASION OF CAROL ENDERS (1974) – 6 (TV movie with a supernatural side)
Thursday, January 22, 2026
What I Watched in December 2025
THE VIOLENT BREED (1984) – 3 (damn, this sucks)
ALIEN: ROMULUS (2024) – 8 (rewatch on Blu)
SISU: ROAD TO REVENGE (2025) – 7
WHOEVER SLEW AUNTIE ROO? (1971) – 6 (rewatch)
ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK (1981) – 9 (rewatch on Blu)
THE TATTOOED STRANGER (1950) - 6 (solid noir with some shaky
acting)
KILL BILL: THE WHOLE BLOODY AFFAIR (2025) – 9
GRUMPY CAT’S WORST CHRISTMAS EVER (2014) – 4 (self-aware but
it helps very little)
NEMESIS (1992) – 6 (the usual slightly confused but
energetic Pyun action film)
ALIEN 3 (2003) – 8 (rewatch of the assembly cut on Blu)
SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (2025) – 7 (wow! A solid
reinvention of the idea)
THE STRANGE CASE OF DR. FAUST (1969) – 5 (avant-garde swirl
of ideas)
SANTA CLAUS (1959) – 5 (rewatch – I can’t call it good but I
am fascinated)
THE HOUSEMAID (2025) – 7 (solid twisty thriller)
YOUNG SHERLOCK HOLMES (1985) – 7 (rewatch)
WAKE UP DEAD MAN (2025) – 9 (the best of the three?)
DITIRAMBO (1969) – 6 (bizarre Spanish detective tale)
THE DETECTIVE AND DEATH (1994) – 6 (Spanish tale of deceit
and death)
TWO O’CLOCK COURAGE (1945) – 7 (Anthony Mann noir with more
humor than expected)
Tuesday, December 16, 2025
What I Watched in November 2025
The List
THE YEAR OF THE CANNIBALS (1969) – 7
THE SEVENTH VICTIM (1943) – 8 (rewatch on Blu)
BUGONIA (2025) – 9
PREDATOR: BADLANDS (2025) – 8
A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE (2025) – 8
BRONSON (2008) – 7
BLACK BELLY OF THE TARANTULA (1971) – 6 (rewatch)
MORBO (1971) – 7
THE RUNNING MAN (2025) – 7 (good but not great)
KEEPER (2025) – 8 (exceptional slow burn horror)
KLEINHOFF HOTEL (1977) – 7 (erotic drama with Corinne Clery)
SISU (2022) – 7
MURDER IS MY BEAT (1955) – 6 (classic hard-boiled noir)
Wednesday, November 19, 2025
What I Watched in October 2025
ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER (2025) – 8
SUCCUBUS (1968) – 7 (rewatch)
SNAPSHOT OF A CRIME (a.k.a Istantanea per un delitto) – 4
(weak Italian thriller)
SWEETS FROM A STRANGER (1987) – 6 (dry giallo with an
interesting ending)
NIGHT OF THE REAPER (2025) – 7 (well done tale of a
small-town killer)
DEMON WITCH CHILD (1974) – 6 (rewatch on Blu)
HOUSE ON EDEN (2025) – 4 (found footage failure)
TRON: LEGACY (2010) – 7 (rewatch)
THE HAND OF NIGHT (1968) – 5 (mediocre British made Moroccan
vampire tale)
CLOWN IN A CORNFIELD (2025) – 4 (tone is all over the place in
this horror/comedy)
SILVER BULLET (1985) – 5 (finally saw it)
TRICK OR TREAT (1986) – 6 (rewatch on Blu)
DEATH PACKS A SUITCASE (1972) – 6 (Jess Franco krimi that
looks magnificent on Blu)
TRON: ARES (2025) – 7 (far better than I thought it would
be)
MONSTER ISLAND (2025) – 7 (Hell in the Pacific crossed with
Humanoids from the Deep)
THREE CASES OF MURDER (1954) – 6 (interesting anthology
film)
DANCE OF THE DAMNED (1989) – 3 (dull vampire tale)
RITA THE MOSQUITO (1966) – 6 (Italian musical comedy)
STAY (2025) – 7 (effective ghost tale about grief)
THE ENCHANTED (1984) – 8 (brilliant Florida folk horror)
BLACK PHONE 2 (2025) – 8 (emotional and effective expansion
of the idea)
HOUSE OF DRACULA (1945) – 6 (rewatch on Blu)
OTHER (2025) – 8 (excellent creepy mystery)
DOLLS (1987) – 5 (rewatch)
PHANTASM (1979) – 8 (rewatch on Blu)
PHANTASM II (1988) – 8 (rewatch on Blu)
THE CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1957) – 8 (rewatch on Blu)
THE MAN WHO WOULDN’T DIE (1989) – 6 (Italian crime tale)
HALLOWEEN (2018) – 8 (rewatch on Blu)
EL PUEBLO FANTASMA (1965) - 6 (Mexican vampire western)
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (2025) – 7 (surprisingly
solid sequel)
SHELBY OAKS (2025) - 6 (good idea that needed more ‘zip’)
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (1989) – 6 (surprisingly well done)
FRANKENSTEIN (2025) – 9
DRACULA RISES FROM THE GRAVE (1967) – 7 (rewatch on Blu)
THE DEVIL’S NIGHTMARE (1971) – 7 (rewatch on Blu)
DEMONS OF PARADISE (1987) – 4 (mediocre monster tale)
Monday, October 20, 2025
What I Watched in September 2025
2025 has brought us a brand new Red Sonja film, and before I
ever got the chance to see the film I heard so much bitching about it that I
knew that it had no chance. It had been condemned sight unseen and no matter
what, it was going to become a dismissed work. I despise this kind of prejudgment
of a film before anyone has actually seen the subject, especially when it is obvious
that it is primarily the genre of the film that has the nattering scum feel
that attacking it is safe. Surely, no one thoughtful can take this type of cinema
seriously – it’s trash and therefore fair game for derisive snobbery.
I have been looking forward to a new Red Sonja film for
years. I’m a fan of the character even though I haven’t read many of the comic
books produced in the last twenty years or so. I'm a fan of the character as
created by Roy Thomas for Marvel Comics back in the 1970s as a part of their long
running Conan the Barbarian series. The
comic character of Red Sonja is not really a creation of pulp writer Robert E.
Howard but she springs from the same fertile soil.
There was a character named Red Sonya of Rogatino who was in
a single Howard called ‘The Shadow of the Vulture’, and then the comics altered
her a bit and plunked her down the Hyperborian Age. I'm a big fan of the original
Marvel version of the character, especially when Frank Thorne was drawing the
comics. And as ridiculous as it is, that's where the chainmail bikini idea
originally came from. Iconic but impractical, to say the least!
I saw the first film based on the character back in the 1985 when it premiered and I wasn't impressed at the time. But it's one of those movies that, as time has passed, I've grown to really love. It hasn’t changed but my ability to enjoy it has grown until I find it a complete joy. As a matter of fact, on The Bloody Pit podcast a few years ago Cort Psyops, and I talked at length about the movie so if you want my lengthier (much lengthier) thoughts about the previous Red Sonja film, that's the place. So, understand, I've been hoping for a new Red Sonja film for a very long period of time.
Before I got to watch the 2025 version I couldn’t find a single positive comment about the movie online. As a matter of fact, I was inundated with negative reviews before I ever got the chance to see the thing. It seems as if this has become the latest target for every smarter-than-thou pseudo-critic online to hone their meager typing skills and go into great detail about how awful it is. This was never going to stop me from seeing it, of course.
The first thing I noticed is that it was directed by M.J.
Bassett and I am a huge fan of her 2009 Solomon Kane movie. I also remember
liking the slasher effort WILDERNESS (2006) but details have faded. So, to my
mind, she was an excellent choice to take a shot at the character. She
understands the genre and handles visceral violence with style.
I’ll admit that I had lowered expectations because of the
mountain of bad online comments but I'm the perfect audience for a sword &
sorcery film. As you may have guessed, I enjoyed the hell out of it! I'm not
saying it's perfect. There are a couple of moments where I wanted some fine-tuned
clarity in the editing. An example is a scene with a character suddenly buying
it with an arrow to the eye and we then see Sonja, in the distance. She is presumably
the character who shot this person in the head from across a battlefield but she
is not holding her bow. Instead, she's charging on horseback with a sword in
her hand. I'm not sure if what was trying to be communicated was that one of
the other people who we are then shown riding in to help her fired the deadly arrow.
That is clumsy editing and while I understand why it was done it is a hiccup in
the flow of the scene. My assumption is they wanted to
immediately introduce the character in motion and headed toward the people that
she's threatening. This is a fairly minor problem considering how much I was
impressed with the surrounding sequence.
The only other real complaint I have with the film is that
in about four cases they use CGI to craft backgrounds and distant vistas which
would have have been done using matte paintings in the past. Normally, I love
those things and they usually look great rendered in CGI but these don't look
as good as I wish they did. I'm assuming that all boils down to this being a
lower budget film, which is a shame.
About the only thing that most people who are hating on the
movie can agree on is that Matilda Lutz, who plays Sonja, is fantastic and I
have to agree. She is believable throughout this story both as an actress and in
the physicality of the role. It can’t be easy to play this kind of sword
wielding action hero but she is superb. There's something about her that makes
you invested in the character from the beginning. In a better world she would
be a major star and if I could work my will upon cinema, she would play Sonja
at least a couple of more times.
THE LIST
RED SONJA (2025) – 7 (what is all the complaining about?)
CAUGHT STEALING (2025) – 8
WHEN EVIL LURKS (2023) – 9 (rewatch)
THE FLYING SAUCER (1950) – 3 (deadly dull Alaskan travelogue)
REPTILICUS (1961) – 6 (rewatch of AIP cut on Blu)
HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1944) – 7 (rewatch on Blu)
PRINCE OF TERROR (1989) – 7 (Lamberto Bava chiller)
THE CONJURING: LAST RITES (2025) – 7
REPTILICUS (1961) – 6 (rewatch of Danish cut on Blu)
THE LONG WALK (2025) – 8
THE NIGHT EVELYN CAME OUT OF THE GRAVE (1971) – 6 (rewatch on Blu)
THE NIGHT THE WORLD EXPLODED (1957) – 5 (rewatch on Blu)
SHADOW OF ILLUSION (a.k.a. Ombre Roventi) (1970) – 5
REVENGE OF THE ZOMBIES (1943) – 5 (rewatch on Blu)
AND THE BONES CAME TOGETHER (1973) – 6 (TV movie ghost story)
SPINAL TAP II: THE END CONTINUES (2025) – 7
ZORRO THE AVENGER (1962) – 5 (weaker Spanish Zorro effort)
QUEEN OF BLOOD (1966) – 7 (rewatch on Blu)
MYSTERE (1984) – 5 (flat giallo crossed with spy tale)
OBSESSION: A TASTE OF FEAR (1988) – 7 (fascinating futuristic giallo)
HIM (2025) – 7
SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES (1983) – 6 (rewatch)
Monday, September 22, 2025
What I Watched in August 2025

Monday, August 25, 2025
What I Watched in July 2025
The List
MEGAN 2.0 (2025) – 8
THE DRACULA SAGA (1973) – 7 (rewatch)
ZORRO AND THE THREE MUSKETEERS (1963) – 7
BODY PUZZLE (1992) – 7 (rewatch)
SPIRAL (1998) – 6 (takes the Ring story in an odd direction)
ASH (2025) – 7 (fascinating sci-fi horror)
WRATH OF MAN (2021) – 8 (rewatch)
SECRET OF THE CHATEAU (1934) – 6 (old dark house murder mystery)
FEAR STREET: PROM QUEEN (2025) – 6
SUPERMAN (2025) – 8
EYES BEHIND THE WALL (1977) – 6 (interesting drama about voyeurism with John Phillip Law)
THE STRANGLER OF BLACKMOOR CASTLE (1963) – 7 (rewatch on Blu)
THE DEAD DON’T DIE (1975) – 5 (TV movie penned by Robert Bloch needs a restoration)
EDDINGTON (2025) – 7
SUPERMAN (2025) – 8 (rewatch)
ATTACK OF THE GIANT LEECHES (1959) – 5 (rewatch on Blu)
MURDER IN THE BLUE ROOM (1944) – 6
THE LAST MAN TO HANG (1956) – 6 (interesting British courtroom drama)
FANTASTIC FOUR: FIRST STEPS (2025) – 8
LORD EDGEWARE DIES (1933) – 6 (Poirot adaptation)
SWITCHBLADE SISTERS (1975) – 7 (rewatch on Blu)
Wednesday, July 23, 2025
What I Watched in June 2025
Wednesday, June 18, 2025
What I Watched in May 2025
Thursday, May 15, 2025
What I Watched in April 2025
Tuesday, May 13, 2025
THE INVINCIBLE SIX (1970) Poster Art and Lobby Cards
Wednesday, April 23, 2025
What I Watched in March 2025
Tuesday, March 18, 2025
What I Watched in February 2025
Tuesday, February 18, 2025
What I Watched in January 2025
I love it when a horror film is able to hide what it is doing from me long enough for me to start to be concerned that it doesn’t have an actual destination. Such is CUCKOO (2024) which bends its narrative into something I could not predict from the first half of the story. This might be off-putting for some but I found it an intriguing change of pace. The film begins with an American family arriving in the German Alps for the parents to begin a new job. Teenager Gretchen has been brought along by her father but she has a strained relationship with her step-mother and mute step-sister. The recent death of Gretchen’s mother hangs over her and this grief is clearly making the transition to her new surroundings very difficult. After taking a part time hotel clerk job offered by her father’s new employer, she gradually becomes aware that there are strange things happening in this isolated location. First is a lurking, cloaked person that seems to only come out of the woods at night and second is a creepy man that checks into the hotel. Gretchen begins to investigate the odd events she witnesses and folk horror and mad science rear their unlikely heads. The film has a great cast and a fascinating, oblique approach to its unfolding secrets that kept me curious the entire time. I suspect this won’t be everyone’s idea of a good time but I loved it. DEPORTED (1950) – 7 (criminal is sent to Italy but will he
reform)
NAKED EVIL (1966) – 6 (British tale of voodoo)
I HATE MY BODY (1974) – 7 (rewatch)
NAKED ALIBI (1954) – 8 (blistering noir)
WICKED (2024) – 7
RINGU (1998) – 8 (rewatch)
TERROR CREATURE FROM THE GRAVE (1965) – 7 (rewatch)
THE GENTLEMEN (2020) – 8 (rewatch)
KILLERS FROM SPACE (1954) – 3 (I thought I’d seen this
boring sucker)
BEHIND THE MASK (1932) – 6 (chiller with Jack Holt and
Karloff)
STAR TREK IV: THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY (1991) – 9 (rewatch)
THE THREAT (1949) – 7 (tight B-noir tale)
KRAVEN (2024) – 5 (a lot works but it never becomes what it
was trying to be)
CUCKOO (2024) – 8 (fascinating modern folk horror)
FAST CHARLIE (2023) – 6 (Brosnan is good but the story is mostly
a retread)
MIND FIELD (1989) – 4 (muddled Canadian thriller)
REBEL RIDGE (2024) – 8 (excellent action film)
THE KEEP (1983) – 6 (rewatch on Blu)
THE BLACK DUKE (1963) – 7 (Cameron Mitchell as Cesare
Borgia)
WOLF MAN (2025) – 4 (never really works)
FEMALE PRISONER: CAGED (1983) – 6 (good roman porno)
THE HOUSE AND THE BRAIN (1973) – 6 (ghost story TV movie)
THE EXECUTIONER (1974) – 7 (Sonny Chiba action film)
RINGU 2 (1999) – 6 (pretty good follow up)
TERROR OF THE RED MASK (1960) – 7 (Lex Barker adventure
tale)
THE HOUSE OF CLOCKS (1989) – 6 (rewatch on Blu)
PRESENCE (2025) – 7 (Soderberg chiller)
Thursday, January 16, 2025
What I Watched in December 2024
Among the many (obvious) joys of Robert Egger’s new
NOSFERATU (2024) is a reaffirmation of the timelessness and malleability of the
core Dracula story. Each of the three film versions to bear this title tell
essentially the same tale but emphasize very different things. And while each has
grown organically out of the times in which they were produced they seem to
reflect the specific creative ideas burning within their directors. The 1922
classic is a brilliant exploration of then new cinematic ways of employing
German Expressionism to visualize horrific images that had never been attempted
onscreen before. This was the cutting edge of stage and screen storytelling at
the time with the film seeming like a call to others to elevate their visuals. Herzog’s
1979 vision was of societal destruction by a plague of evil and the
overwhelming sense that the event was unstoppable and inevitable. This bleak
view of the horrors of the (super)natural world clawing at the thin veneer of
civilization was typical of the director’s harsh opinion of humanity. Egger’s
film shifts the focus to the character who sacrifices herself to end the
horrors being visited upon the entire world. His movie centers her struggle with
both mental illness and the ways the world treats her affliction because of how
it is viewed by the people around her. She is the inevitable hero character and
she suffers in more ways than any person should have to with her only solace
being that she can save humanity through self-sacrifice. All three films contain each of these elements but the focus shift is fascinating and shows why I hope I
live to see another version made in the future.
Thursday, December 12, 2024
What I Watched in November 2024
Until the final credits rolled I was unaware that CONCLAVE
(2024) was based on a novel by Robert Harris but it did not come as a shock. I
have been impressed by previous adaptations of his work such as FATHERLAND
(1994), ENIGMA (2001) and especially THE GHOST WRITER (2010) so if had known
about the source material I might have seen the film sooner.
My enjoyment of CONCLAVE (2024) rests on three sturdy pillars. First, the gripping performances from a cast that seems nearly perfect at every turn. Both the big emotional moments and the dozens of smaller more nuanced things that need to be quietly communicated are handled brilliantly by the veteran ensemble of international actors. It was, in fact, the cast list that primarily drew me to the theater for this dramatic thriller in the first place and it was a joy to revel in their fine work. Second, the gradual mystery at the heart of the story that is only slowly revealed is fascinating and, cinematically, felt like a classic Hitchcockian careful build of tension. I went into this viewing with no knowledge of the high stakes mystery at the heart of the film’s story. I was under the impression that the movie was a straight drama about political intrigue so when the main character shifts into Sherlock Holmes mode I was surprised and pleased. (Have movie-goers been cheated of a potential excellent Holmes performance from Ralph Fiennes? Asking because I want it!) And third, my outsider’s curiosity about the hidden rituals and ceremonies of the Catholic Church. Having been raised in a much less structured church I find the complex details of older religious denominations to be a strange window to another world. This film allows a vision behind the scenes of one of the more organized and controlled processes of Catholicism. Few events both capture the attention of the entire world and serve as an example of the highly systematized form of religious leadership choice. I suppose I’ve always known that such circumstances would be rife with warring factions and larger decisions about the direction of the billion strong Church but this dramatization shows the battle in colorful strokes. I’m sure CONCLAVE is a simplified version of the wrangling that goes on when choosing a new pope, but the dark complexity of inescapable human nature gives the story a feeling of verisimilitude.
The List
DRACULA VS FRANKENSTEIN (1971) – 4 (Al Adamson’s sloppy, silly monster mash)
THE HAUNTING OF ROSALIND (1973) – 7 (TV movie of Henry James ghost tale)
CHILDREN OF THE CORN II: THE FINAL SACRIFICE (1993) – 5 (less bad than the first but still not good)
A WOMAN’S VENGENACE (1948) – 7 (noir tale)
THE SCREAMING SKULL (1973) – 6 (TV movie)
CHILDREN OF THE CORN III: URBAN HARVEST (1995) – 4 (awful but the ending monster scene has to be witnessed)
CHILDREN OF THE CORN IV: THE GATHERING (1996) – 4 (wastes three good actors)
CONCLAVE (2024) - 9
CHILDREN OF THE CORN 666: ISSAC’S RETURN (199) – 4 (just nothing going on here)
ACID - DELIRUM OF THE SENSES (1968) – 5 (drama/documentary on acid use)
EXTRACTION II (2023) – 8
I WAS A SHOPLIFTER (1950) – 7 (tight little noir)
FERRYMAN MARIA (1936) – 6 (German original of Strangler of the Swamp)
STRANGLER OF THE SWAMP (1946) – 7 (rewatch)
THE VULTURE (1966) – 6 (rewatch on YouTube)
BATTLE OF THE CORAL SEA (1959) – 6
THE WEB (1947) – 8
THE BAT (1926) – 8
ODDITY (2024) – 8 (rewatch)
THE ADVENT CALENDAR (2021) - 8 (rewatch)
PENNIES FROM HEAVEN (1981) – 8
LARCENY (1948) – 7 (noir with a great cast)
THE BAT (1959) – 7 (rewatch on Blu)
HERETIC (2024) – 8
KISS THE BLOOD OFF MY HANDS (1948) – 5 (very mediocre noir)
TOMIE (1998) – 7 (Japanese horror tale that spawned many sequels)
ABANDONED (1949) – 7 (solid noir about a sordid crime)
THE MURDER OF DR. HARRIGAN (1936) – 6 (fast murder mystery)























